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Webkinz World..!?!

One thing you absolutely need to know before you read this post. When the text is in BOLD, it means HocusPocus is thinking.

Okay if you are reading this and you are older than 12, and you’re on webkinz world almost every single day, or you just go on whenever possible and you’re older than 12, you are truly a webkinz devotee. I haven’t seen many these days. Well, I, HocusPocus AM ONLY 10. Me? I sometimes go on webkinz world but only when I’m not writing posts or making contests or checking my email or making youtube vids or editing youtube vids or watching youtube vids or checking my OTHER email account. I’m pretty busy sometimes, I guess. I AM NOT A WEBKINZ DEVOTEE. So anyway, today I had finished all my other computer stuff so I decided for a little while I should earn some money ‘cuz last month I had spent like half of my money making a HUGE party room with like 6 beds and this weird floor and cool wall paper with a TON of games and all this random stuff ‘cuz I bought a huge room and didn’t know what to do with it. ( GOTTA GIVE CHAYA SOME CREDIT, HE THOUGHT OF IT AND DID IT TO HIS ‘LIL BRO CRADATHAN’S ACCOUNT, ‘CUZ LIKE ME CRADATHAN ALSO BOUGHT A HUGE ROOM FOR NO REASON. I’LL TELL YA MORE ABOUT CRADATHAN IN ANOTHER POST..) Anyway, so I’m earnin’ money playing games and I come across the game – Bananza!

Hmm? I’ll try it. It sounds cool. So I totally skip all the directions and dive into the game, my head about an inch away from the computer screen. Now I see this monkey dude that’s supposed to be me. I use the space bar and jump to the next branch. I get the banana there. I guess you’re supposed to get all the bananas. There seems to be two coconuts above the branch. I pass by them. They come CRASHING down on me.. 😦 and I die – or lose a life.

So now I tell you what I think about that

What the !?! Imagine you’re sitting in Hawaii by a coconut tree. You climb up to a really high branch and there are 2 coconuts right above you. One falls down. You lose a life!?! Literally! Talk about taking life too seriously. A coconut falls on your head, you can cry but instead you cry SO HARD a life squeezes out of you. You had 3 but now you have two. ?? 😛

So anyway, after I lose my life, I go back to the same level. I beat a couple, but then I’m at level 4. There are 4 coconuts above me, I run and jump to the next branch. Then I jump on the one on top of the branch I had for the starting point. Cool! A spider! I think. Maybe I’ll capture it! That’d be so cool!!! I guess this game isn’t too bad! So I run over to the spider and purposely knock myself into it. Guess what? I lose another life 😦

Now, again I tell you what I think.

OMG! I know that’s a girlish thing to say but I don’t care. I’ll say it all I want. OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

In your face! I’m so disappointed! I’m so totally mad in SO MANY WAYS! How can this be one of the first games at the arcade! I don’t care about alphabetical order. They should in order of awesome-ness. Seriously.

So I keep playing, with one life left. Then I try to see how many other ways this game is lame. So I keep walking and then I fall off the branch. Oh no. I lose another life.

Do you see HOW lame this is??

So that’s ONE game on webkinz I really hate, and maybe l8er I’ll write about soem other fairly stupid games.

HocusPocus

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