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This is it.

Hey guys,

It’s been a LONG time since I posted. And probably the last time.

It’s been two-three years since me and Hocus started the HocusPocushatesAbraCadabra thing, and I just want to say it’s been one of the funnest, weirdest, LAMEST ;), and memory-filled years in my life. I will definetly look back someday at this and laugh, thinking about all the fun things that me and HP have done while we were little kids.

But right now, me and HP feel that we’ve outgrown this blog, and have decided to “move on” in our lives. In a way, the blog has helped us grow, and learn, in ways that are undescribable. It’s hard to end this blog after everything that’s happened on it. We both are different than when we were in fourth grade. We’re more grown up. We have different feelings on things (ex. Hannah Montana/Zannah Bontana ;D).

I just want to thank everyone that has commented on our blog, participated in the contests, watched our videos, even trash our blog :P. And the words for when breaksups happen: “Really, it’s not you, it’s me,” apply here. It’s not the blog’s fault we’re growing up.

We will mis y’all so much. But I guess the memories we will never ever forget.

Thanks for the two-three years of amazing-ness.

And so now, I say these parting words: Good bye.

-BJ

P.S. no matter what’s happening, remember this: BANANAS ALWAYS ROCK!


P.P.S. Check out Hocus’ post below.

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Uhm, goodbye(: thanks for everything.

Soo, it’s been like a year. Me & “Bobby” have grown up, but we’re still friends & all.

“He” was at my house today, & we were looking over all the stuff we had done on the last few summers. At first, we were planning to make a YouTube video, but we wanted to start fresh and not do requests. We couldn’t think of anything to make a video about, and we were calling people and we just kind of got caught up in our own lives. Talking about different things, gossiping about people, just kindaa catching up. We didn’t really get to do that during the year. We did this website and posted videos from third to fifth grade. We stopped the website before the summer between fourth and fifth (last summer.) Then we just did videos. I’m not sure if we’re going to do either anymore, though.

As I was saying, we’ve definitely grown up from when we were doing these type of things. When we were looking over our requests and videos and posts and pages from a while ago, we were (well atleast I was,) embarassed, sort of frustrated I guess, and thinking “How did we come up with this stuff? This is so random & lame.” hahaha! Well it’s not like we’re totally self concious (sp?) and not crazy; you can ask any of our friends. We’re definitely *still* crazy, but I’ve learned (and I’m pretty sure Bobby’s also learned,) that anything we post is on the Internet…anyone can see it. Teachers, friends, enemies, killers, stalkers, liars, saints, angels, ANYONE! And honestly, there are many people that I would not like to see these videos or posts.

So, that brings me to what I would like to do with this site (: I want to preserve it? I guess that’s the best way to put it. I want to keep this on, but I’d like people to know, that we were absolutely CRAZY and NOT THINKING when we posted this stuff. But there are WAY too many memories, and things that we went through when we were constantly updating this website, getting into it, making it become popular with friends, strangers, people who just thought we were crazy, and then eventually growing out of it. We have had way too many fun times, things to reflect back on, and time to kill. It’s not like we’re uhm, UNcrazy on the Internet. I mean, if I know you, add me on Facebook & you can see my “crazy Internet side,” hahah. (: But if anyone’s actually reading this, please PLEASE comment.

Me and “Bobby” and “Dewey” and and “Duck” and “Bobbers”/Grace, are still friends. We just grew out of this website. We grew up, matured?, did our own stuff, made new friends, etc. We’re not that small group that we used to be, now we have our own separate groups of friends and we’re distant friends. We still keep in touch. This post was not supposed to be so, uhm, cheesy and loooong 🙂 I just wanted to say bye, and not have this blog end with a hasty post from me saying “hey guys, i wont b posting in a couple days. bye.” I wanted you guys to have an explanation, even though no one really reads this, hahah. I want to keep writing, and if me and “Bobby” start another blog or something like that, I’ll post it on here, at the end of this post. I really appreciate you guys reading this, and keeping up with this blog. I’m so happy with our fans, and the progress that we made over the two-ish years that we’ve gone through with this blog.

Okay, thanks for reading, thanks for the memories.

❤ “Hocus Pocus”

For the future:

(here are the things that me and “Bobby” are doing at the moment, if you would like to check them out.)


omg soooo sorry I haven’t been on.

omg soooo sorry I haven’t been on. sooo busy. i wont b posting for a couple of days. bye. hp


Laptop/Christmas II

Hey Guys!

Guess what? For Xmas, I got a new LAPTOP!! It’s dark blue, kinda like the font, except A lot more dark it’s like black almost. So I want YOU, that’s right YOU! to comment and tell us what YOU got for Christmas, I know this is like, on Xmas Eve, but My dad ordered it and it came early! so if you don’t have your present yet or something, then just wait until you do and then comment! This is my new laptop:

laptop

Except it’s a lot more darker!

-Bobby the monkey whose playing on the computer! (seriously, I’m jumping on the keys to type this)


Cruise

Hey Guys!

I haven’t wrote that much lately because I got to miss the last two days of school to go on CRUISE!!! Whoo Hoo!!!! But it wasn’t that fun though, at least probably not as much fun as should’ve been. You see, there was this HUGE fog on Thurs, you know that HP because u had to go to school. Anyway, So the HUGE fog was like, so big that the ship had to stop because they could’ve hit something. So the ship was delayed, like, 5 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and they also had to clean all the room, which was another 5 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!! So it was suppose to arrive at 8am, and then everyone was suppose to get off at ten am, and then they were suppose to finish the cleaning at 1pm, and then we were suppose to get on at 2pm, but then we had that STUPID HUGE FOG!!!! that ruined EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and so basically the ship got off at 5:30PM, and everyone left at 6:00PM, and then we had to wait another five hours for them to clean the rooms, and then at 11:00PM, we all had these zones, (mine was 11) and they were starting to call the zones to get on the ship. And so we were pretty much the VERY LAST ONES!!! And the rooms were kinda cramped, but that wasn’t as bad as the last full day, you see, there was a BUNCH of wind that afternoon, and the ship was rocking SO MUCH!!! seriously! pretty much everybody was seasick and so pretty much all we did the last day was lay in bed and throw up!

Wasn’t that just a wonderful cruise ride?

Oh yeah, don’t forget the four hour drive to there! with NOTHING TO DO AT ALL!

Isn’t this picture lovely?:

shipBobby the happy monkey to be on dry firm land that doesn’t make people THROW UP!


Cubefield Info, again.

If you don’t know what Cubefield is and too lazy to search it on Google, here it is: <</code>/iframe></p> <p>This will be on the top of our page until about a week. it will be updated throughout the week. and during the week, if people check this site, i will post cheats for it. and good ones, too. capisce? kool. if you want to c other posts, just look below here.</p>


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Merry Christmas Hocus and Bobby

hey this is Bobby and I just wanna say:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I just wanna give you guys this poll:


Your parents must be rich and your room is 10 million the size of my measly little room.

So like, I wish you a very happy christmas!!!!!

christmas treeAnd heres a funny cartoon that I found on the internet:

christmas-cartoon

So like, BYE!!!

Hope you get lots of presents!!!


-Bobby


Let it snow! :)

Soooo…

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Me and Bobby have TONS of Holiday spirit, sooo if you look closely..

ITS SNOWING ON OUR BLOG!

WHOA!

See ya!

HocusPocus –

MERRY CHRISTMAS!


grapeeeeeee juiceeeeeeee

I LIKE GRAPE JUICE 🙂 This is so random. Look!

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HocusPocus – luver of grape juice


Awesomeness!

Hey!!!

Guess what? I’m going on a cruise to Cozemel in 2 weeks! (actually its 1 week and 5 days)

Anyway, it’s a Carnival one, and we have a ocean side view room. I wanted a penthouse suite, IT IS HUGE!!!!!!!!!! But my parents said it would cost too much, like 20000000000000000 dollars per person each night. But the ocean side view thing is pretty good, kinda small, but oh well. WE have bunk beds, so I wanted to sleep on the top. I’ve never slept on a bunk bed, can you believe that? When i was small, my parents thought that i would fall off (worrisome!) but now i can finally sleep on top of a bunk bed. YAY! i guess…

So anyway again, we’re going to Cozumel. which is somewhere in Mexico. we get to miss school for 2 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!Awesomeness even more! but the last two days are actually fun because its all parties and stuff.

-Bobby 🙂

Note from HocusPocus: I went on the Carnival Cruise 2 years ago! It was SO much fun! You can choose diff activities to do one day, like Submarine, or Ancient Ruins Tour, or what I did: Swimming with Dolphins! It’s so much fun! You get to ride the dolphin. There’s two groups, 13+ Dolphin Riding, 8+ Dolphin Riding/Family Dolphin Riding. We did 8+. It was a lot of fun! But the toliets don’t smell too good if you get what I’m saying. 😦 Anyway, It’s a lot of fun and their French Fries are THE BEST! Bobby, I repeat Bobby – Eat the French Fries THEY R THE BEST! ESPECIALLY WHEN HOT!

HocusPocus


Cubefield Cheats

First of all, if you’re here for cubefield cheats they’ll come in this post. so just wait. but first : if you didn’t c my comment – This is what i said b cuz I missed the baby shower:

I missed Mrs. Berrios’ baby shower! No fair! I wanted to come! You know that piece of paper we had to fill out (winks) I put for advice:

He’ll get frustrated if you don’t change his diaper. Do it very often.

And for a little parenting tip:

Please don’t drop the baby. He won’t like it. It will not be fun for him or you.

It was SO funny. But then Sheila copied me on both of them. And it was MY idea. (

Anyway, so if you’re here for CubeField Cheats, click on Continue. Continue reading this entry »


Thanksgiving

Hey!

today was our second to last day before thnxgiving, and so we had our special visitors day thingy, and it was so boring! first they read this story about “memories” and then people share their special memory with their special person to the class, and i basically fell asleep!!!! and so also i just wanna say that we had a surprise baby shower for our teacher, Mrs. Berrios. and we had cake, lemonade, and she got to open her presents, they were just like a bunch of baby stuff, blankets, outfits, bibs, towels, that kind of stuff. And so I’m not doing anything for thnxgiving, when down there, Hp said that he was in atlanta, (which is the capitol of Georgia) so he’s not here right now. But I’m pretty sure Dewey’s not going anywhere out of the state (unless hes going to panama, thats where his grandparents live.) So like, yeah,

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-BJ


ATLANTA!!!

Im in Atlanta, GA for Thnxgiving break.

 

 

 

WHOA!

 

 

BFKROX IS BOBBY, GRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!


BLABLABLA

Hi Guys!!! As you should know about me, I am always extremely bored, so I made this random poll for no reason at all and it might not be that good, but I DON’T CARE BECAUSE I’M SO BORED SO SHUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-BJ the very bored dude who still plays wii fit


If you want more cheats on CubeField, please comment.

If you want more cheats on CubeField, please comment. Like now. Cuz I have them. If you want them.


Guys – Here’s what’s up.

This is to people who are confused and don’t know what this whole website is about. How it’s all made up. And for people who come across this website and don’t take the time to click on that button called ABOUT US. If you know what’s going on don’t click this, if you don’t PLEASE click this. Sammy – u too. (no offense)

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waz’ up peeps!!

Okay so like, I just had to tell you  something really important…

I GOT WII FIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s so cool!!!!! It has all these cool games and stuff and it’s really hard in yoga because you have to stand like this in one of the poses and it looks harder than it seems(I don’t really like to do yoga, but it’s just that if I didn’t, then I couldn’t unlock any new games) :

tree-poseIT’S SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-BJ the monkey who plays wii fit


If there’s anyone here…

Ur cool.


i’m bored

i’m gonna explode.046


Waz’ Up?

you know what? im bored. tell me waz’ up with ya.

I’m basically doing all 3 so all of them are the right answers. 🙂 Btw, if u look at the post below, the dude who skipped it to go to fun friday was me. 🙂 ???

HP!!!!


Yearbook

HJ here.

Today was Funky Friday/ Fun Friday and so I’m in the totally cool yearbook club, and during fun friday we get to take pictures of the grade level that we were assigned to ( mine is second grade with a girl named Stacey ) anyway, it was fun, we took lots of pictures, biut the bad thing is is that second graders are not as cute as kindergarteners!!! I mean, some of the second graders didn’t even smile! they just frowned and they were covered in sweat and other stuff you don’t wanna know about. Some of the cute little girls smiled nicely. but in the end it was pretty fun. But somebody didn’t come because he wanted to go out to Fun Friday instead of working!!!

-BJ


Wowwwwww!

Today was so cool. I’ll tell you why.

In our school we have Fun Fridays, and we get to cut our last class short if we didn’t

get 3 slip-ups.

(If you do something wrong you get a slip of paper called a slip-up. Ex: I forgot my

homework.)

Anyway, people call it Funky Friday, and dress up really bizarre. I was ALL green today!

Green shirt and green leggings! I also got a haircut yesterday, which kind of made my

hair less poofy.

I got a lot of compliments, and people say I look like Rihanna!

Sooo, now for the Fifth Grade talent show, me and my friends are doing celebrity

impersonations – Hannah Montana, and Rihanna (I’m Rihanna!)

Anyway – I’m gonna sing badly to Disturbia, while Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus

are doing a sing-off. Awesome, right? Ya.

I sat by this really obnoxious dude, and now we switched seats and now I sit by a really nice girl who is my

friend.

AND we had a math quiz today, but i feel pretty confident, and I have no homework. Instead of singing for

Music, we watched a animusic video! Anyway, I’m going to express my happiness.

fbb011JUST KIDDING!!!

(MY RESOURCE IS: WEBUNDIES.COM 🙂017AND…0021

HEE HEE! BYE!


Cubefield

Have you heard of CubeField – the game? It’s so much fun. If you play on this website: Cubefield

And hit the space bar, you can go THROUGH the blocks. It’s so cool! And SO much fun!


BORED OUT OF MY MIND II

I AM BORED OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sitting at my desk, and my head is exploding!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I am going to die of BOREDOMNESS!!!!  I am sitting at my desk, and my head exploded!!!!!!!

boom-Bobby


Random Post from the Middle of Nowhere

For school, were in this book club, and we have to finish this book in five weeks. But the bad thing is, is that my teacher thinks that I’m a good reader, so she put me in the hardest group, and so we have to read 2 books in 5 weeks. I have to read 35 pages in a day!!!! other people are basically just reading 5 pages a day so it really sucks!

anyway I’m reading this book called the City of Ember ( that’s the book that we have to read ) and surprisingly it’s pretty good. The second book is called the people of Sparks. and that sounds pretty good too. Anyway. now i am going to randomize it by typing random letters

skdigjreiriwoljnfowjrnfrrefnewefnewkjneoidn wdfdksldnnreiwn  enfkelwkenfeje jeias f wa  s vwiw ifeoinvgieow  indmivoidnvieoirnviroirnvirosinrbvirosinrbirosnkd dkdlswomjnkofekidkfiiei dkdkdkeekfdocoeaaa wlekjfneknf

it means that i’m about to say Good bye and also say -Bobby the awesomest monkey and then also say hey it actually worked

Goodbye!

-Bobby the awesomest monkey

Hey it actually worked!


I…………

CHANGED MY PASSWORD! SO HA! ABRACAJERKA!

(AND IT’S NOT IN MY DRAWER ANYMORE!)


Message to HP

BJ to HP, BJ to HP, over.

I have some really bad news, did you see that post, it’s down there, and it’s from abracadabra!!!! She snuck into your drawer ( i can’t believe that would keep your password in a drawer!!! I keep it in my mind, where nobody can find out what it is. ) Anyway, my message is:

CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD!!!!!!!!

What would happen if AC pretended to be you and tell a lot of lies!!! ( not an idea, if AC is reading this) so:

CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD!!!!!!!!

and don’t remember to:

CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD!!!!!!!!

one more time:

CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD!!!!!!!!


heyyy… this is abbie!

OMG!! This is Abbie Cadabbie! Doesn’t that sound like soooo Ka – ute?

Soooo, I kind of hacked my brother Hockus Pockus’ account, that’s how you spell it right??? Like OMG,

I just CAN’T get my spelling good ish!

Anyway, I sorta, like looked in Hockus’ drawer, cause I totally thought that he keeps valuable stuff in

there! And JUST LIKE I THOUGHT, I FOUND HIS PASSWORD!!!

So, ya know.. he’s probably gonna like totally change  his password once he sees this post. Anyway, I

looked at stuff on this site, and like.. it said that I was obnoxious and mean and he hated me 😦 But

that’s like TOTALLY NOT true, cause I KNOW I’m not obnoxious and mean, and once I asked him if I

could post something on him and Bobby’s blog, but you know.. he said I’d ruin it and nobody would

like me. But I KNOW everyone here likes me! Right?

Okay, bye then.

Abbie Cadabbie!


BORED OUT OF MY MIND!!!!

Hi this is BJ (if you have no idea what that is then check out the post called ‘Poll and other stuff’)

I AM OFFICIALLY BORED OUT OF MY

MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhhhhh!!!

My head is going to explode if I don’t do something interesting!!! I mean I am basically just babbling!!! BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE

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-BJ the awesome one


How Goth Are You?

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Live Oak!!!

Okay, this is Bobby and I have some awesome news that I forgot to tell you guys.
first, my mom went to live oak and left me alone for 2 days!!!! HP’s mom did the same thing, and also Dewey, Duck, Abra Cadabra (unfortunately), Lizzie, Izzie (also unfortunately), and Kittie (also also unfortunately). Anyway, while they were gone, we threw this huge party at HP’s house and it was wild and crazy with loud music and a punch table and all that. So when our mom’s came back, they got all mad at us. But still, it was awesome!!!!!! Then my mom told me all about Live Oak and now I want to go there too! It’s so cool!!!! With different courses! And really good food! (I bet they had cherries, yum!)
So live Oak is AWESOME!!!!!!!! So was the PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Bobby the awesome monkey who wished he was at Live Oak

AAAHHH!!! I’m MAD!!!


Another Poll!

Hey guys!!! This is Bobby the awesome monkey and guess what? I have another poll for you! Here it is:

Okay now that you’ve finished it, you should have mainly picked AbraCadabra, but if you didn’t, that’s okay, I’ll forgive you. But next time…

Anyway, it’s almost Halloween!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!


Google Earth

Hey guys this is Bobby

I want to tell you this awesome game ( not really a game ) on Google Earth.

If you don’t have Google Earth, you can download it. ( If you already have it then skip this paragraph).( I hate to say it but you have to ask your parent first if you want to download it) What you do is you go to http://www.Earth.Google.com and press the button that says DOWNLOAD GOOGLE EARTH 4.3, Then you download it, all that stuff.

So you open Google Earth up and go to Tools at the top of the page ( with file, edit, view, add, etc. ) and after you go to tools you click Enter Flight Simulator and then it’ll show you this page. You choose which kind of aircraft you want ( either the normal plane or the jet plane, I don’t really see the difference anyway ) and then you can choose what airport you want to start at, and then either choose to start from the ground, or the air ( from the ground is more harder ) and then you start. you press the Page Up button to accelerate and you steer with the arrow keys. The trick here is that everything is oppisite. If you want to go up then you have to press the down arrow key. The same thing left and right. It’s really hard at the beginning cause you have all these measurement things for how fast you’re going, how high you are, etc.

HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Bobby the AWESOMEST MONKEY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD


Videogames!!!

Hi this is Bobby and I have a poll for ‘yall:

If you voted for Wii, you are the awesomest of the awesomest!!! ( Kinda like me and HP, except that we’re more awesome.

If you voted for the Nintendo DS Lite, then you’re okay, I sometimes go on my DS, and it’s pretty fun.

If you voted for GameCube, you’re kinda dumb, ’cause Gamecube was invented, like, 100000000000 years ago in BFK world.

And if you voted for Xbox, then you also probably are dumb, let me rephrase that, you’re REALLY dumb. ’cause it was invented 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years ago in BFK world, if you go to one of the BFK museums, they have cave man playing Xbox.

Just a update on what’s cool this year


About Whatever…

See here is the REAL, OFFICIAL, TRUE story that happened.

You see, I was going to generously give HP a piece of gum (Cherry flavored) because I felt sorry for him that Dewey had to pick a number between 1 and 100 that wasn’t near yours at all. But then I saw that post that you wrote that other day and you completely changed my mind! And so now you have no, zero, zip, nada chances of getting a piece. How do like that!?!? Anyway, I bet you woulda liked Blueberry flavored anyway.

-Bobby the AWESOMEST monkey


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COW TURD

Haha thats like my friend’s favorite word evr!

‘cept she spells it like this:

COW TERD

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Dewey and Duck

Dewey and Duck barely wrote anything on this blog, so we removed them. they know our passwords, so they’ll just write on ours if they wanna write. Ex, the title of the post would be:

Dewey – _________ (original name of post)

Duck – ______________ (original name of post)

hocuspocus


Whatever…

Bobby here.

Guess what? I just got the new and improved

 

 

(Bobby saved this as a draft but I’m publishing it to surprise him… I don’t know what he got that’s new and improved, though. But I also wanna tell you something about him from the perspective of Bobby

– HocusPocus  🙂

 

So it’s me Bobby, (NOT, it’s HocusPocus – but pretend I’m Bobby) and I feel like torturing my friends for the next year. I’m gonna bring 2 packs of gum on the bus, and not give any away.. only eat it myself. Except, I might give one to that girl Rave, cuz she always gives out stuff to me. I also might give them out to girls like Alex, and Rave, sometimes even Sant, of course i’ll PRETEND I’m throwing it up in the air and seeing who can catch it, but i’ll purposely throw in their direction. But I WON’T give it to Dewey, or HocusPocus, OR Duck, b cuz I wanna torture them to death, cuz I’m mean like that. Okay bye! Now you can start hating me and organizing angry mobs, and riots, with needles and fire, and try to kill me! : )

hocuspocus

and

bobby – i’m badddd

 


Duck, I miss you.

I’m working so hard to get you back, and whenever you appear in my dreams, I try to talk to you but I can’t. I misssssssss yoouuuuuu!


Mary :( *again..*

Well, me and Bobbers (another monkey BFK) and this girl named SavannahLee, took her to the counselors fro lunch, she needed help from us and the counselor. But Daire C. just announced she was coming when we were walking on the stairs, but WE got an appointment from only us, not for her too. So she just butts in with Mary’s sister Gaganda, who’s on Daire’s side. We get them to go away, cause the counselor wasn’t there. So after lunch, we went back, b4 they saw. (we’re soooo smart!) The counselor said nxt time, they can come too, cuz then mary can talk about it with them, there, understanding her. You know, she says all this junk that doesn’t help us with our problems. 😦

HocusPocus


My name is Poop Head. What’s Yours?

If your first name starts with the bold letters, the noun beside it is your first name.

A – D Artichoke

E – K Poop

L – S Fart

T – Z Squash

If your last name starts with

A – D Face

E – K Butt

L – S Head

T – Z Armpit

HocusPocus


Mary :(

Mary’s my friend and I feel really bad for her. (She’s a skeleton).  Because this girl named Daire C, (bobby, thts a hint) is being really mean 2 her. 😦 I don’t wanna share anything else about her ‘cuz she’s 😦 ish (sad-ish) and i probably shouldn’t put her problems on wordpress. 😦

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HocusPocus 😦


Suite Life of Zack and Cody

Kay, so me and ab(racadabra), were watchin’ zack and cody, when i tell her ya know, it’s London Tipton as in Paris Hilton, and the Tipton as in the Hilton, right? being the dumb person she is, she doesn’t get it. omg.


Glittery!!!

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QUESTIONS

Hey, HPAC here, thnx fer comin’ up with that Kressie Bolivia. So I got some comments of questions from people. Here are they.

1. What happened when your parents or “guardian” saw the tattoo? – SAsammygirl

Well, that’s a long story, I didn’t post it ‘cuz I didn’t think you’d want to know about it. But you do, so here goes..

Well his godmother was looking over her at the time so it was fine until about a week. It was summer, so Izzie wore a lot of no-sleeved shirts so her mother saw right away. (he doesn’t have a dad, he was adopted at the keychain store) His mother was really freaked so she started pacing and then saying “We gotta go, gotta go, remove, aah!” But then Izzie didn’t want to get it removed ‘cuz it hurt even more if you got it removed, so she kind of, well, ran off to the kitchen and dropped some ice on her mom, her mom has this weird problem that if ice gets on her face she goes to sleep for about a month. So Izzie’s staying at our house right now, and her mom is kind of still asleep. And Lizzie, she’s not doing anything but lying on her bed. She doesn’t have a brain, remember?

NEXT QUESTION

2. Can you please change your theme? It’s kind of confusing.. – KressieBolivia

UPDATE: Yeah, umm.. We didn’t take your suggestions because none of them had Custom image Headers, and with Thirteen the font was too big on the title, and it was just too green for me. I’m sorry. But I DID change my theme!!! If you find something else We’ll try it.

And this isn’t really a question, more of a suggestion:

MAKE A PINK PONY SING FERGALICIOUS!!!!! The plushy mixed with some virtual techno!!!! AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – SAsammygirl

Wow! Good Idea! I’ll try to find out how to make that!

K, if you have any more questions tell me in the comments. Bye!

HocusPocus


Contest!

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What’s up my homies? I got sum news fer u. Whenever I put the the header that says

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooh”, it means news. burn. i showed u. haha, just kidding!

Anyway, my news is to check out the “Contest!” tab at the top of the page. If you DON’T know where that is you are officially dumb. So check out the Contest! tab and you’ll see the results of the insult contest, (if you do not know what that is, go to this link. Click Here!) and you’ll also see a new contest. TA DA! So go enter the contest, and check it out!

HocusPocus


Webkinz World..!?!

One thing you absolutely need to know before you read this post. When the text is in BOLD, it means HocusPocus is thinking.

Okay if you are reading this and you are older than 12, and you’re on webkinz world almost every single day, or you just go on whenever possible and you’re older than 12, you are truly a webkinz devotee. I haven’t seen many these days. Well, I, HocusPocus AM ONLY 10. Me? I sometimes go on webkinz world but only when I’m not writing posts or making contests or checking my email or making youtube vids or editing youtube vids or watching youtube vids or checking my OTHER email account. I’m pretty busy sometimes, I guess. I AM NOT A WEBKINZ DEVOTEE. So anyway, today I had finished all my other computer stuff so I decided for a little while I should earn some money ‘cuz last month I had spent like half of my money making a HUGE party room with like 6 beds and this weird floor and cool wall paper with a TON of games and all this random stuff ‘cuz I bought a huge room and didn’t know what to do with it. ( GOTTA GIVE CHAYA SOME CREDIT, HE THOUGHT OF IT AND DID IT TO HIS ‘LIL BRO CRADATHAN’S ACCOUNT, ‘CUZ LIKE ME CRADATHAN ALSO BOUGHT A HUGE ROOM FOR NO REASON. I’LL TELL YA MORE ABOUT CRADATHAN IN ANOTHER POST..) Anyway, so I’m earnin’ money playing games and I come across the game – Bananza!

Hmm? I’ll try it. It sounds cool. So I totally skip all the directions and dive into the game, my head about an inch away from the computer screen. Now I see this monkey dude that’s supposed to be me. I use the space bar and jump to the next branch. I get the banana there. I guess you’re supposed to get all the bananas. There seems to be two coconuts above the branch. I pass by them. They come CRASHING down on me.. 😦 and I die – or lose a life.

So now I tell you what I think about that

What the !?! Imagine you’re sitting in Hawaii by a coconut tree. You climb up to a really high branch and there are 2 coconuts right above you. One falls down. You lose a life!?! Literally! Talk about taking life too seriously. A coconut falls on your head, you can cry but instead you cry SO HARD a life squeezes out of you. You had 3 but now you have two. ?? 😛

So anyway, after I lose my life, I go back to the same level. I beat a couple, but then I’m at level 4. There are 4 coconuts above me, I run and jump to the next branch. Then I jump on the one on top of the branch I had for the starting point. Cool! A spider! I think. Maybe I’ll capture it! That’d be so cool!!! I guess this game isn’t too bad! So I run over to the spider and purposely knock myself into it. Guess what? I lose another life 😦

Now, again I tell you what I think.

OMG! I know that’s a girlish thing to say but I don’t care. I’ll say it all I want. OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

In your face! I’m so disappointed! I’m so totally mad in SO MANY WAYS! How can this be one of the first games at the arcade! I don’t care about alphabetical order. They should in order of awesome-ness. Seriously.

So I keep playing, with one life left. Then I try to see how many other ways this game is lame. So I keep walking and then I fall off the branch. Oh no. I lose another life.

Do you see HOW lame this is??

So that’s ONE game on webkinz I really hate, and maybe l8er I’ll write about soem other fairly stupid games.

HocusPocus


The Best Thing in The Whole Wide World

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s me, happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy Bobby the happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy Monkey!!!!!!!!!

And Guess what I’m so happy about?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! You know that post a wrote 2 days ago???? You know, the one about the tattoo? Well guess what??? I GOT IT REMOVED!!!!!! I went to ask the guy who gave me the tattoo, and I asked him how to remove it, well it turned out, he said that if you put 10 gallons of rubbing achohol on it for 24 hours, not moving your arm at all, it would rub some of it off, so I did that, but it only rubbed off half of it, so it was HP’s head, half of my head, and it said B F, so i did it again, and then it was GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that is why I’m a

happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy Monkey!!!

Oh, and for a dare, I want you to count all the happy ‘s ( not including the one that i said 7 words ago )

Sincerly,

BOBBY THE VERY HAPPY MONKEY ( don’t count that happy either )


Despair

Despair speaking, : (

I just had a very sad and cruel adventure that you would not want to have yourself…

I GOT A TATTOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And not one of those temporary kinds where it rubs right off if you put some rubbing alcohol on it. The REAL kind, the kind that hurts, and that is not so temporary. OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, HP talked me in it, he said: It would be so wicked cool if we had tatoos, you should go first, so I’ll see if it hurts or not. I got it on my arm, it’s a picture of the bfk’s, HP, Me in the center, and Dewey, I would have gotten Duck on there, but he’s still in heaven. And just to tell you, IT HURT A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Despair.. or Bobby


Lizzie, Izzie, and.. Dewey!?!

Yeah, it’s your boy Hocus

And the place to be, it’s crazy

Come rock with me

Hocus in the Hizz’ House!

Oh Yeah! Party Over Here!

Uh Huh, Uh Huh!

Whoo!

Sorry that was kind of random..!?! Uh.. anyway, so I have some kind of WE – EE – EIRD

NEWS for ya…

So Lizzie wanted to have her brain removed and replaced with flowers so she asked

her godmother, and her godmother was totally ok with that, so she said to Izzie ” Why

can’t you be more like your sister? She’s so pretty and she’s replacing her brain with

flowers so she can think about flowers all day.. she’s so sweet! Aww!” Izzie got SO

mad!!! Especially when she said “You know Izzie, why don’t you do the same thing and

replace YOUR brain with flowers!” You could NOT IMAGINE her reaction! But her

godmother KEPT insisting so she finally agreed to get a flower coming out of a skull

tattoo. It’s funny if you think about how you could get from replacing your brain with

flowers to a tattoo with a flower coming out of a skull.. SCARY! So then the news

spread about what the girls were gonna do and Dewey thought ” COOL! I’ll get

something done too!” So then Dewey went to the sell shop. Yeah, the name says it all,

you sell your stuff there. So anyway, he goes to the sell shop and sells all his clothes

and then goes to the costume shop and gets a HUGE flower costume. Yup, you guessed

it. That’s his ONLY clothes now. See, I told you it was WEIRD! So now whenever you see

Dewey, he’ll be wearin’ his flower costume.

BYE!!!

Hocus Pocus


Insult Contest Winners!

Hello Again! As you all know, we had an insult contest a couple weeks ago. We got 3 entries

1. You are a rotten duck-billed platypus with a pacifier in you mouth floating down the river in a box that says PLEASE DESTROY! – Grace

2. You’re a big hideous package of dirty underwear and that smells like a wet goat. – Bobby

3. Yo momma so fat when they showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn’t identify them. Yo momma so fat when she swims in the ocean the whales sing we are family! – Bryn

So, our entries were really great, and I have decided to give a second place prize, too. The second prize prize will be a free virtual pet of his or her choice. It was really hard to choose which insult was best, but I’d have to say..

Grace! Grace is the 1st place winner! Whoo Hoo!!!

And Second Place: Bobby! WHOO!

Coming Soon.. Grace’s interview, and her 4 virtual pets, 1 non living pet, and Bobby’s 1 virtual pet!

HocusPocus!!!


Aah! Yeah!!

I’m SO excited! In 5 days is my mom’s birthday, and we’re getting her a Wii! That means I can play her Wii whenever I want. My grandma and grandpa already said they had to “go out for preparation of something” Hooray! I really want a Wii! I’ve been nagging them to get me one, and my mom wants one, too. Well, actually she wants one because she’s only 9 (turning 10) and I was adopted in a keychain shop, ’cause I’m a keychain, and my mom and I both said that we’d share it with each other if either of us got a Wii! I’m so happy! My mom’s pretty cool.. considering she’s like a year older than moi. Okay.. BYE!!

HocusPocus!

I can’t wait for 08/20 – my mom’s bday!


Back to School

Hey Guys!!!

This is Bobby, and it’s just about 2 weeks until school! BOOOO!!!! I want summer to NEVER end!!! But on the bright side, I get to see Dewey and Duck again ( maybe, if Hocus can find a way to bring Duck back to life ) I haven’t seen Dewey since… the very beginning of summer! for some reason, his mom makes him go to stupid swimming lessons like Kiddie Swimming for Beginners and weird arts and crafts camps like Learn How to Knit a Flower Pattern lessons. SOOOO STUPID!!! Weird too.

Anyway, Bye!

BJZ


Hello?

It’s HocusPocus, and I’m extremely bored, and I want comments. So, we’re gonna have a contest, this contest is the best insult you could ever think of, or some kind of way to bag on our heads. Because I want to have some kind of comment, even if they’re bad. Now, what you do is you put your insults in the comments, if i approve it, you are officially in the contest. Come back again and again to see your competition, enter more insults, and to see if your insult got approved. This contest has 2 rules:

  1. No swearing
  2. You may not copy other people’s insults like this one, you filthy slime scumbag
  3. You may not have any fun – while you’re doing this you have 2 insult your self, and I will not tolerate any laughter! Jk.

Now for the prizes.. you may have 4 virtual pets, of your choice – with names that you choose, your name as the adopter, and we’ll make them whatever colors you want. We will put them on a post (thing you write, in like this) with your name beside it, an interview, and if you do EXTRA good, you can have 4 virtual pets of your choice, and one non-living virtual pet. Here are your choices:

  • A Virtual Sheep
  • A Virtual Bebo Puppy
  • A Virtual Chick
  • A Virtual Horse
  • A Virtual Bat
  • A Virtual Panda
  • A Virtual Puppy
  • A Virtual Turtle
  • A Virtual Monkey
  • A Virtual Kitten
  • A Virtual Hamster
  • A Virtual Hedgehog
  • A Virtual Tiger
  • A Virtual Wolf
  • A Virtual Penguin
  • A Virtual Spider
  • A Virtual Bunny
  • A Virtual Pig
  • A Virtual Duck
  • A Virtual Llama
  • A Virtual Fish

And we also have some Non-Living Virtual Pets we can give you..

  • A Virtual Pencil
  • A Virtual LightBulb
  • A Virtual Pair of Scissors,

Here is an example of a virtual sheep:


my pet!

If you click on him, you are directed to a website, that lets you play with him, if you go to the website, scroll over the more tab, and you can feed him!

HocusPocus

Btw, Check out this video of my mom and Bobby’s mom lip synchin’ to 7 things, by a bratty, spoiled little girl named Miley Cyrus, watch out for a surprise @ the end!


Guys!

Hey, I made a hidden page somewhere by the name of hidden page crazy frog. But it has a page parent! That means the link is

HocusPocusHatesAbracadabra.WordPress.Com

/A-non-hidden-page

/hidden-page-crazy-frog/

The part that says A-non-hidden-page, is not real! You have to put ALL of the page’s names in that blank called A-non-hidden-page and replace all the spaces with dashes. Once you find the correct page to go in that blank you will see the hidden page! It rox! Look at it!

Bye!

HocusPocus


flowers r very weird they smell like bird turd!!!!!!!

This is Chaya on HocusPocus’s account

u people r idiots

He isn’t that friendly.

where ever u people u r still idiots!!

No, seriously. You don’t see a touch of friendliness in his heart.

i like crackers yum yum!!!

He’s hungry, btw.. and kind of crazy..

bye  bye


Cool pic!

I found a cool picture. It’s a puppet like us. But it’s a finger puppet. I’ll show you.


Stuff

Hey Everybody!!! this is Bobby and you know how my name is really, really long? It’s Philip Johny Bobby, Billy Bob Joe? And everybody just calls me Bobby. So my mom was thinking, and she decided to ask the people at the hospital that I was born in ( the School Store ) if she could change my name. So from now on I will still be Bobby, but my whole name will just be Bobby Joe Z. And I no longer have to use two pieces of paper to write my name again! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


: # AND Chaya!

Do you know what this means? It’s a smiley with the eyes of a collen :  and the mouth #  do you know what it is? No! It’s not SOMEONE swearing! Gosh! Why would I of all people make up a smileyface like that? Huh? Anyway, it’s a person with their mouth moving SO fast, saying SO many words, that all you can see is a #! So ha! Okay. Yeah.

I’m bored. As usual. Whatever. I can’t wait to get home. I’m missing Bobby, my grandpa ( he lives with me.. i miss him!!!) and Chaya. Have you met Chaya? Oh, I didn’t introduce you to him. Chaya was away in China for 2 months and just came back, while I’m here in Boston. Boo! Chaya’s really awesome. I talked to him on the phone the other day. It was so cool ’cause I haven’t talked to him all summer. Chaya isn’t a BFK. He’s a human gone wrong. He.. well, he has this problem, his mom made a mistake.. sort of. Basically, by accident when he was a baby, his mom dropped him down the washing machine and didn’t realize he was gone. When his mom took out the laundry she found a shrunken baby. He was unconcious. They took him to the hospital and once the doctor got him back to normal, he said ” You know, you’re supposed to wash him with cold water. Otherwise – well, he shrank!” So now Chaya’s my size, and everything’s okay now. ; -)

 

HocusPocus


Boring Woman

Oh man. I have to go to some boring lady’s house today. My uncle told me they were boring. Then he said he was going out to his friend’s house so he could miss the boring lady’s house. No fair. My uncle is 18. He can drive to his friend’s houses. Poop. i will have nothing to do.  i have to bring my math workbook my mom says. i don’t wanna. i don’t wanna go. i really don’t. plz convince my mom i don’t have to go. plz? plz plz? i don’t even KNOW this lady. Neither does my mom, i don’t think. If she does she didn’t tell me. i don’t know why. we’re just going to her house because she invited our cousins and uncles (WHICH AREN’T COMING!) and aunts AND great grand peeps, and ALSO my grandpeeps. not us. but since we’re here we have to come too. so, OH MAN!!  i can’t believe my uncle isn’t coming, i’m cooler than him, AND i have to go. HELP ME!

I’ll update later.

i don’t wanna gooooooo!, hocuspocus


NigaHiga

OMG! it’s hocuspocus! guess what? I found this guy on youtube, who is extremely funny. You might’ve heard of him. here’s one of his vids. good right, AND funny. Here’s another: soo awesome.

Ok bye.

HocusPocus


HP and HP (harry potter spoiler)

              Look who’s bored. Oh I don’t know, me? HocusPocus? HP? I just thought of something. Harry Potter has the same initials than me. HP = me, HP = Harry Potter! Ooh, I wonder if you can tell me another HP. Ohmygosh! This means I can go tell people I am HP, they’ll think I’m Harry Potter in the form of a monkey BigFootKeychain and I’ll be totally famous! Everyone will give me respect and be MY servant. I’m soooo excited! Yeah! Whoo Hoo! Here’s what I did!

  • I. killed. Voldemort. oh yeah oh yeah!
  • I killed a basilisk! Oh yea Oh yeaaa!
  • I defeated dementors! oh yes oh yes!
  • I am the monkey who lived! Hooray Hooraaaay!
  • I escaped from Voldemort in the fourth boooook!
  • I helped Sirius Black escape! How much better than you am I? 100% ! Hahahahahaha!
  • I got away from You – Know – Who! Awesome!
  • I destroyed a diary! Oh YEA!
  • I made Lucius Malfoy drop my prophecy, and I fought death eaters, AND I helped form the DA to do it. HOOORAY!
  • I found a horcrux, and Dumbledore died in front of my faaaace. Uh huh, Uh huuuuh!
  • And as I said, I KILLED VOLDEMORT!
  • Y’know what else? I am made of paper, and I ain’t real! In your faaace! Oh BURN!

Wait, this means i’m sooo awesome I should draw a lighting scar on my face, and bobby should be ron, izzie should be ginny, dewey should be hermione, abracadabra could be voldemort, duck should come back to life and be dumbledore who also came back to life, and Lizzie should be Snape, and I am Harry Potter! DA DA DUH! Okay, maybe in our next video we can be in the form of Harry Potter characters. Cool!

 

HocusPocus/Harry Potter


The Results of the Photo Contest!

Hey Everybody! This is Bobby the Monkey, and guess what?

I GOT THE RESULTS TO THE PHOTO CONTEST!!! (If you haven’t read that one yet, go read that one first)

The contestants: Bryn, Grace, and Emma,

have sent in some great pictures, but I think the one that was the cutest was… Drumroll…

EMMA!!!!!!!!! ( the pic is on the top of the page )

I had asked Emma some questions on how she had found them and here they are:

1. Where did you find the picture?
I found it on the internet with my friend Sheila. We were just messing around and we saw that picture.

2. Did you find any other pictures that you thought were cute? And if so, what was the picture/pictures?
Not really. I might have sent you the picture of my dog Archie, when he was a little puppy, but I decided not to.

3. How long did it take you to find the picture?
Well as I said me and Sheila were just messing around. We had actually found it months before the pic. contest

4. Did you think you would win?
No. I never win contests, so I thought about not sending anything… but I decided to go ahead.

And I want you to comment us and tell us what you think of this cute chincilla. Rate it 1- 10

THANKS FOR JOINING US!!!!!!!!! I’m Bobby the Monkey

CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY ROCK!!!


Photo Contest

Hey everybody! Guess what!

I have held a photo contest for some of my friends, and the category is cutest animal.

The contestants were: Grace S. Bryn W. Emma S. And here are their pictures..

Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ROCK!!!:-D :-B


IDead

My story so far..

Hi, it’s Duck. I’m dead right now and waiting for my friends to save me. Something tells me that they will, i just know it. RIght now I’m working on my Idead laptop, one of the benefits of being dead! You get high-speed internet. It’s weird. You know what heaven looks like? The shower.. it isn’t fun! You know how I died? My mom always tells the story very simple, but I know the detailed version.

One day me and my mom went to the mountains. It was a HUGE LONG ride there. We got out of the car and walked around for a bit, but then we decided to sit down by the tip of the mountain. My mom announced she had to use the bathroom and it was a long distance from where we were then so she told me to wait outside of the bathroom. Standing up, I slipped on a puddle of some kid’s vomit or something with little chunks in it, and fell, hanging on the tip of the mountain. My mom saw me and rushed to the tip, she tried pulling me upward but she really had to go to the bathroom.. well long story short – she peed on me, the pee made my hands slippery, and I fell. The End

Believe it or not, even though heaven does look like a shower it doesn’t have any running water .i.e. It’s still on my hands, and now I’m getting it all over the computer keys.

Well, I’m going to send HocusPocus an email.. BYE! DuckInDisguise!!!


Nfpwikrnsa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nfpwikrnsa!

nfpwikrnsa!

NFPWIKRNSA! or NoticeForPeopleWhoIKnowRightNowSoonActually! (pronounced NuhFuhPwickRenSa!)

OK, My NFPWIKARNSA is DO NOT PUT YOUR LAST NAME IN COMMENTS!!! You can put your first name, but NOT your last name, don’t forget, this is the internet! DA DA DUH! I had one commenter by the name Emma, who included her last name, also da da duh!!! Also I had one named Grace, who didn’t include her last name, GO GRACE! And one named natalie who commented and didn’t include her last name. Go Natalie! ( i would do her name in capitals 2 but i do not know her! ) Even if it asks for ur last name, either leave it blank, or do something like “lalalalalalalalala!” I do that a lot! If it says (REQUIRED) by your last name, sometimes it works if u put nothing in the blank, but i am not fairly sure.


AwesomeCoolNess!

this is really cool. i saw this in a email and it’s not my wording but i decided 2 put it on the internet cause it’s a pretty cool thing. i don’t know who made it, but everyone kept forwarding it so im just gonna say thnx 2 yahoo for having a user as cool as this who would let people know this is happening n’ stuff. actually i think i saw it last year and it got passed around some more and then it got 2 me again. i’d like 2 thank evry1 who passed it out and kept it going. this actually isn’t that important but i was impressed. ok here’s what it said…

ALZHEIMERS’ EYE TEST

Count every ‘ F ‘ in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…
(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 — no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F’s before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process ‘OF’.
& nbsp;
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 ‘F’s’ on the first go is a genius.

Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy.!
And keep them occupied
For several minutes..!

More Brain Stuff . . From Cambridge University .

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

there was a whole LOT more but i couldn’t quite get the images 2 show up in the post. i hope this is legal. putting someone’s email on the internet! i hope so. if it isn’t and someone tells me i’ll take it off right away.
bye, hocuspocus

btw. im in boston, ma and im taking lots of pics with crazy relatives. when i get back, i’ll make a photot gallery and post it on this website. it’ll be called hocus pocus’ trip 2 boston – pics with crazy relatives he barely knows.

well.. BYE!


I want a Wii! S’NOFAIR! ( i got that from Eoin Colfer.)

Yo wazz’ up? Actually, I know wazz’ up.

This post is for people where their friends get Wiis and they’re still saving up for one,

or their parents won’t buy one for them until they’re birthday, and their birthday is

2-5 months away.

Bobby. Got. A. Wii. No. Fair. I. Want. One.

HocusPocus Here!I don’t get it! Life is SO

UNFAIR! OMG!

I’m getting one for my birthday, I think, cause

I’ll have enough.

My great grandparents give me 100 dollars for

my bday, so i’ll have enough by then! also,

bobby can’t invite me over because he only

has 1 dumb controller.

(i didn’t mean that, poor controller!)

he’s ordering another but it’ll be here in a

couple weeks!

what if 1 of ur best friends

orders a wii, invites u over ahead of time, but

then forgets to order

the other controller?

how would u feel? huh?

also he’s ordering wii

play! i think he might b rich.

(jk!) ok well.. i want a wii.. so BYE!

HocusPocus


4th of July

HOORAY!!! It’s the 4th of July!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love 4th of July SOO much is that there’s fireworks, and flags waving in the air as we celebrate our nations Declaration of Independence on this very historic day and one that we will never forget.

HA!!! Who am I kidding!!!! Did you fall for that??? Actually, the REAL reason that I love 4th Of July is that it’s a HOLIDAY!!! Even though summer is sort of a holiday by itself. Anyway:

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!! :-{ )

– BOBBY THE MONKEY!


Some News to U!

Hey Guys!

This is Bobby the Monkey and as you should know we got some videos for y’all to see! just visit HP’s site or you can go on youtube and search our user name: getreal214 ( isn’t that such a girly user name? My mom had to make it for me, but we might get a new one! ) Just to tell warn you my mom and HP’s mom has some of their own videos on youtube so it’s not all our videos. But you need to watch Feet, the video that my mom and HP’s mom made, cause hocuspocushatesabracadabra.wordpress.com sponsored the show!!!

CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-BOBBY THE MONKEY : { ) <– he has a mustache


Hi Peeps!

New Video Y’all! Whoo!Hooray! Whoop- dee- doo!

Here it is:


Scary Car

One of my favorite vids: Scary Car:


New Deutsch Phrase

Hey! I don’t really have anything to do so I am going to give you a Deutsch phrase! It’s Ich Liebe Achterdeck. If you already read my last post, Achterdeck means poop.. Guess what it means,

It means: I LOVE POOP

Bye,

HocusPocus


Deutschland Rox!!!

hey dudes,

hp here and my grampa, otherwise known as my mom’s (AM – her initials) dad, had a business trip to Germany or what they call it here, Deutschland. so, we came along with my aunt, grandma, mom, alakazam, and ugh – ABRACADABRA! That low life, unsophisiticated, totally cool brat! bY CoOl i MEan..  Constipated Overrated Out of Fashion Loser!!  She has been asking for everything, this bikini, that dress, ooh I want a souvenir, BLA BLA BLA! My mom didn’t even say the usual ” Now Hocus, be nice.” We got delayed for so many hours! I can’t count, well I don’t go to school, my mom taught me how to talk, and was adopted in an orphanage with all the other BfKs, called the SCHOOL STORE, at some mall called FTE. So I couldn’t count any way, but back 2 delay. My mom added the hours up and it was 9 hours and 15 minutes! we were delayed for 5 hrs on our 8 hr flight from NYC to London! mom says thats 13 hrs!!! Also my mom and evry1 else has been wearing the same clothes for 5 days because their luggage has been lost. They’re getting everything new! S’NOFAIR! (IT’S NOT FAIR) Of course I have not been wearing the same clothes for 5 days because I don’t wear clothes, or I’m always naked, uh.. disturbing, srry.

new segment called:  wOrDs rOcK HeRe!!!: I have a new segment, words rock here and until I leave from Germany, I will keep doing it. Each post i write until I leave here, I’ll give you a word in German or Deutsch and then tell you what it is! Here’s the first one : Achterdeck, guess what it is..

 

POOP!! Yeah

HocusPocus


If u got my email

If any of u guys got my email (even if u didn’t) and u wanted to c the videos here’s a much faster way 2 get there.. Click on Videos

Bye,

Hocus Pocus


NEWS!!!!

Hey this is Bobby here with some important news.

First off I’d like to say that Riley- I mean Zannah Bontana has released a new CD- Dance Party remix with all the songs from Pop star to One in a Billion!

Second news is that did u know that Zannah broke up with Zake Bryan!!!! OMG!!! Can u believe it! They broke up like, a few days ago.

Anyway, the biggest news (that’s so obvious) is that I ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

-BOBBY the MONKEY


Like OMG! Like ROTFL! Like TACB!

Hey Guys! I’ve got some awesome news, but first I’ll tell you what TACB stands for

Totally Awesome Crazily Butts

We got NEW VIDS! One featuring, Bobby’s mom, Hocus Pocus’ mom, Hocus Pocus and Dewey Fitzgerald

AND one starring, Zannah Bontana and Stacey!

Yeah! Enough Exclamation marks, right??

HP

We also have some vids made by Hocus Pocus’ mom, and her friend!

And some old vids that you might’ve seen already..


New accounts

Hey there! this is Hocus here, and guess what??? Me, Dewey, Duck, bobby all have out OWN account on wordpress!!

so this is:

BFKrox (Bobby’s)

Deweyrox101 (Dewey’s)

Duckindisguise (Duck)

Hocuspocushatesabracadabra ( Mine, DUH)

Bye,

HP


Waaa! What else is wrong with the world!

Waaaaaaaaaaa!!!

I’m so sad! I’m going through a MAJOR breakdown!!! And I will not tell you why. “…. “(no one talks)

Okay, fine I’ll tell you. I CAN’T FIND THE SMILEY FACES ON WORDPRESS.COM!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Why me??? WHY ME!!?!?!?!! Where is the STUPID icon with a happy face on it?

May your day be better than mine,

Hocus Pocus


New Themes!

Hola Y’all,

Did u like that thing I did, ya know with the Spanish hi, and the texas people??? Translation: Hi People!

To the point. We’ve been experimenting with different themes, and don’t know which one to use, wht do u guys think?????????????? Let us know. Adios Y’all, Hocus Pocus, plus, don’t be sad, everyone’s happy!!!


Zannah’s Partay News!

yo,

what’s up people??? This is Bobby the monkey, giving the news that Zannah’s party is Postponed until… NEVER!!! Sorry, I bet you peeps were looking foward to the Robodogs preforming that special performance.

I just wrote this because the people just CANCELED, I mean Postponed the party.

-BOBBY


Hey!

Hi it’s like so totally DEWEY!! Yeah me! Do YOU like gossip?? I sure do. Did u know Zake Bryan and Zannah Bontana broke UP!!!???!!! Check out bfkcelebrities

bfkcelebrites.wordpress.com to see the new gossip on the bfk stars!! FOR GOSSIP ON US CHECK OUT HOCUSPOCUS HATES ABRACADABRA! HOCUSPOCUSHATESABRACADABRA.WORDPRESS.COM

ByE, DeWeY


Bobby!!

Yo, it’s Bobby. I didn’t have an account so I wrote on Hocus Pocus’. Did u no Zannah Bontana’s bday party is going to ask me, dewey, and HP to do a commercial at there party!!! YEA! Go on the Fruit N’ Makin page to see our commercial. And there going to ask our ROBO DOGS to RAP!!! The sunlight is clear and it is a happy, bright day!!! As pretty as a daisy. (KIDDING! Ugh!!??!)

Bobby


Alackazam!

Hey! I have exciting news! This week, I’m going to have a new baby bro! Next Fri, I’ll prob, if it’s ok, I’ll post a video on it, I don’t know what animal it’ll be, but oh well.. his name’s Alackazam! He’s going to be totally awesome, though! do ya know why r names, always are spells? R mom’s a wizard!!! She names us after her fav spells! Al – a – cka – zam! SOOO COOL!!!!

– Hocus pocus, i’m so excited!


GAMES….

Sooo… on the Vod Pod widget for the sidebar I put 3 or 4 games, click on “See all ‘BLANK’ videos” and find Candy and Clyde, Sushi Go Round, and Red Beard… they are PRETTY cool games.

HP in the HOU – SSSE


Duck and Lizzie

Hi, Hocus Pocus here, and I’ll tell u the story of how Duck and Lizzie REALLY ACTUALLY met each other. It was national couples day, and all the girls decided to have a HUGE crush on one of us boys… Lizzie basically made a list. Here it is:

Hocus Pocus (eww gross… he has bigger big feet than me.. that’s just RUDE!)

Dewey (Donkeys are sick.. besides, Kittie wants him!)

Bobby ( I can’t even tell you, OMG he’s UGLY!!!)

Duck ( he’s the only one left… and he’s a duck IN DISGUISE.. mysterious, and crazy!!!)

So she set out asking out Duck, “Would u like 2 c Love in Fraaance ( a chick flick movie) with me?” with that little French accent…

He got SOOOO tired of her doing that so he pretended 2 b going out with her for a little bit, then he decided to date someone else, this goth girl named Goose. Goose was really strong, so Duck dated her to keep Lizzie away. Lizzie spent DAYS AND DAYS crying and crying.. but finally she got over it but still was really SAD!!!

And that’s how they got 2 no each other!

Hocus Pocus, I’m bored bye lalalalalalala bye!


Hey!

Soo… What’s up?!? I’m sorry I didn’t write, I have been sooo busy, me and Izzie got back together on Valentine’s Day!

IM SOOO BORED!

Hocus Pocus


hi

bye, hocus Pocus


YO!

YO! I GOT BACK FROM INDIA!!! my mom HAD to take me their it was like some kind “good experience” or “historical education” even though I’d rather be Hangin out with Bobby Dewey and Duck! The thing is, how could it be a good experience if  I couldn’t understand what they were saying half the time??? IT’S crazy ! But… my cousins were nice or rather totally awesome DUDES!!! We even got to World 8 on my DS at NEW SUPER MARIO BROS. and if they’re out there looking at this, I want to tell them that I’ve kept playing but I can’t beat that GIANT GREEN CASTLE it’s soooooo hard!!!! So I’m gonna go search the Internet for some cheats on that level and you have fun reading the rest of the posts.

BYE!!! Hocus Pocus in Hizz’ House ( that sounds lame doesn’t it?)


india

Hey guys, it’s me, BOBBY, not HOCUS POCUS.

Hocus Pocus is going to INDIA!!!

(and p.s. I solved my personal problems a long time ago! -‘;..,.-`~)


food

  • Our favorite fruits:
  • Bobby: Cherry (used to bananas, then mangoes, now cherry’s)
  • Dewey: Lemon (used to like American foods)
  • Hocus Pocus: Blue Berry’s (used to like raspberry’s, but will always hate strawberry’s)
  • Duck: Watermelon ( never changed)
  • notice: Abracadabra is going to be last, as usual, since, DUH! nobody likes her
  • Izzy: Peaches
  • Lizzie:Peaches
  • Kittie Pears
  • Goth girl: Blackberry (was with Duck)
  • and last but least,
  • Abracadabra: Strawberry
Bobby… I rock!!!!

    Abra Cadabra and Kiddie

    hi, this is Bobby the new and improved monkey(now I look exactly like Hocus Pocus) So anyway, Abra Abracadabra used to be nice, until Abracadabra had to get plastic surgery, and that changed her a lot, so we celebrated when she WASN’T here, and we were in shopping torture when she was here. So to Hocus Pocus; YAY!!!. and abracadabra; BOO!!!

    Bobby, I ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Okay, so Abracadabra…

    DEAR READERS, YOU HAVE PROBABLY BEEN WONDERING WHO ABRACADABRA IS:
    Abracadabra is my evil sister. But, lately she’s been turning out… OK. She even agreed when I wanted to do a GHOST THEME for our birthday party.Here’s the link to it: Party Invite

    Read that before you read this paragraph.

    Anee-way, so Dewey is going to do most with me, some with Abracadabra, and Bobby has been a little down lately, he hasn’t said ANYTHING to us since last Friday, and today his mysterious cousin showed up. You see, me and Dewey think he’s mad because we were poking fun at him the other day. Telling him that he had a big head and tiny, stringy feet, while we had big feet, and tiny heads. He always makes fun of us so ha! AND he’s being a hypocrite! BIG WORD HUH? It’s sooo much fun to say: HyP – O – Crite , 3 syllables! Yea!

    Love, or rather, Peace Out!

    Hocus Pocus hates Abracadabra


    HocusPocushatesAbracadabra here!

    Hi! I’m a monkey! I’m Hocus Pocus! My best friends are Dewey the Donkey, Duck the Duck in Disguise as a Donkey, Izzie and Lizzie, the twin bunnies, Bobby, another monkey, and Kittie the DAWG! I hope they will visit, and help me run this website. We like club penguin, webkinz, TV, and other stuff! We will tell you what is going on, and what’s up with us.

    L8er 4 now Allig8er,

    Hocus Pocus