Hocus Pocus and Bobby’s Blog – Sometimes Featuring Duck and Dewey


It’s HocusPocus, and I’m extremely bored, and I want comments. So, we’re gonna have a contest, this contest is the best insult you could ever think of, or some kind of way to bag on our heads. Because I want to have some kind of comment, even if they’re bad. Now, what you do is you put your insults in the comments, if i approve it, you are officially in the contest. Come back again and again to see your competition, enter more insults, and to see if your insult got approved. This contest has 2 rules:

  1. No swearing
  2. You may not copy other people’s insults like this one, you filthy slime scumbag
  3. You may not have any fun – while you’re doing this you have 2 insult your self, and I will not tolerate any laughter! Jk.

Now for the prizes.. you may have 4 virtual pets, of your choice – with names that you choose, your name as the adopter, and we’ll make them whatever colors you want. We will put them on a post (thing you write, in like this) with your name beside it, an interview, and if you do EXTRA good, you can have 4 virtual pets of your choice, and one non-living virtual pet. Here are your choices:

  • A Virtual Sheep
  • A Virtual Bebo Puppy
  • A Virtual Chick
  • A Virtual Horse
  • A Virtual Bat
  • A Virtual Panda
  • A Virtual Puppy
  • A Virtual Turtle
  • A Virtual Monkey
  • A Virtual Kitten
  • A Virtual Hamster
  • A Virtual Hedgehog
  • A Virtual Tiger
  • A Virtual Wolf
  • A Virtual Penguin
  • A Virtual Spider
  • A Virtual Bunny
  • A Virtual Pig
  • A Virtual Duck
  • A Virtual Llama
  • A Virtual Fish

And we also have some Non-Living Virtual Pets we can give you..

  • A Virtual Pencil
  • A Virtual LightBulb
  • A Virtual Pair of Scissors,

Here is an example of a virtual sheep:

my pet!

If you click on him, you are directed to a website, that lets you play with him, if you go to the website, scroll over the more tab, and you can feed him!


Btw, Check out this video of my mom and Bobby’s mom lip synchin’ to 7 things, by a bratty, spoiled little girl named Miley Cyrus, watch out for a surprise @ the end!


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  1. * John Davis says:

    Thanks! Really interesting. I wish i could spend my time on writing articles…just have no time for it.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 7 months ago
  2. * Bryn says:

    Yo momma so fat then when they showed her a picture of her feet she couldnt identify them.

    yo momma so fat that when she swims in the ocean with the whales they all sing we are family.

    note from hocuspocus: lol

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 7 months ago
  3. * Grace says:

    You are a rotten duck-billed platypus with a pacifier in you mouth floating down the river in a box that says PLEASE DESTROY!

    Note From HocusPocus: HAHA!

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 7 months ago
  4. * Bobby - sorry I'm not signed in says:

    You’re a big hideous package of dirty underwear and that smells like a wet goat

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 7 months ago
  5. * BigBan says:

    Oh, Thanks! Really interesting. Greets.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 7 months ago

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