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Duck and Lizzie

Hi, Hocus Pocus here, and I’ll tell u the story of how Duck and Lizzie REALLY ACTUALLY met each other. It was national couples day, and all the girls decided to have a HUGE crush on one of us boys… Lizzie basically made a list. Here it is:

Hocus Pocus (eww gross… he has bigger big feet than me.. that’s just RUDE!)

Dewey (Donkeys are sick.. besides, Kittie wants him!)

Bobby ( I can’t even tell you, OMG he’s UGLY!!!)

Duck ( he’s the only one left… and he’s a duck IN DISGUISE.. mysterious, and crazy!!!)

So she set out asking out Duck, “Would u like 2 c Love in Fraaance ( a chick flick movie) with me?” with that little French accent…

He got SOOOO tired of her doing that so he pretended 2 b going out with her for a little bit, then he decided to date someone else, this goth girl named Goose. Goose was really strong, so Duck dated her to keep Lizzie away. Lizzie spent DAYS AND DAYS crying and crying.. but finally she got over it but still was really SAD!!!

And that’s how they got 2 no each other!

Hocus Pocus, I’m bored bye lalalalalalala bye!


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  1. * Rishironi says:

    Great story! Thanks for scratching out the mushy bits…

    | Reply Posted 10 years ago
  2. * hocuspocushatesabracadabra says:

    It’s actually LIZZIE, not Izzie, like what you typed at the beginning…

    – Bobby / @(^&%

    | Reply Posted 10 years ago
  3. Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation 🙂 Anyway … nice blog to visit.

    cheers, Radiotelephony.

    | Reply Posted 9 years, 9 months ago

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